Tuesday, July 22, 2014

WIN Tickets for Barnstorming The Bowery in NYC!


Barnstorming the Bowery is not just a concert, it's really more of a music festival taking place on August 21st and it's sure to be equally as entertaining as the name sounds. This jam packed night of music spawned from an innovative idea pulling together 7 local bands to make up one mammoth night in downtown New York City! On deck for this rock and roll party: The Dirty Pearls, Ten Ton Mojo, Mother, Killcode, J and the 9s, The Liza Colby Sound, and The Threads!

*What makes this show different? A lottery will take place throughout the night to determine the lineup of bands taking the stage! That's some exciting shit right there! Who's on first? I'm on the edge of my seat already! This approach adds an element of intrigue that you won't get at any other concert!

This summer, why waste your time taking your significant other to the boardwalk to play a silly wheel game just to win a giant box of gum that'll just lose its flavor in under a minute? Take your shot at winning tickets to Barnstorming the Bowery - right here...NOW!

WIN 2 tickets to see this massive merger of bands right here from The Sexy Armpit!

Contest Rules: 

All you have to do is correctly match each band to their song! It's that simple. Send your answers to sexyarmpit@comcast.net and include your full name and the subject BOWERY. All correct answers will be pooled and a winner will be chosen at random. Winner will be notified by e-mail. Contest ends on 8/1 so get those answers in!

For more info and to purchase tickets head over to Ticketmaster:

August 21, 2014
Doors open at 7PM, show starts at 8PM
The Bowery Ballroom
6 Delancy St.
New York, NY

Friday, July 18, 2014

CM Punk Rescued at Jersey Shore: A Sexy Armpit News Brief




If the wrestling news and rumor sites are accurate, it's been reported that CM Punk is now officially a "former WWE Superstar." I still have a slight amount of hope that it's all part of storyline though. Whether Punk ever returns to the ring or not, he still deserves a vacation. His woman, WWE Diva AJ Lee, begged him to go to Wildwood this summer, and becoming a softy in his old age, Punk gave in. Ordinarily he wouldn't be caught dead in Jersey, but the irony is that he WAS almost caught dead there. Watch the Sexy Armpit news brief above for all the details on this near fatal occurrence. Later in the news brief is a video montage of The Sexy Armpit and Dinosaur Dracula's trip to the Wildwood boardwalk! Music by The Brigantines. See them live playing shows this summer! Listen to a Free track at their official site: www.thebrigantines.com

Tuesday, July 08, 2014

NJ T-Shirt Tuesday 114: Enzo Amore Ain't SAWFT!


Upon his debut in 2013, NXT Superstar, "The Certified G" Enzo Amore, made a big impression on me not only because he exploits his Jerseyness, but also because he's a natural showman. He's so savvy on the mic that he sounds like he's been in the business longer than a lot of the guys on the main WWE roster. After recovering from a broken leg, Amore returned to the NXT ring in late June 2014.

At first, it's easy to think that he's simply a caricature of an obnoxious jersey shore loudmouth, but Amore does it with a lot more style and pizzazz. His knack for comedy, gift of gab, and on-screen antics lead to many amusing bits with his friend and tag team partner Colin Cassady. Referring to themselves as the realest guys in the room, this duo makes me laugh and they've definitely won over the NXT crowd as well.

Amore a.k.a Eric Arndt, was born in Hackensack and attended Waldwick High School while Cassady hails from Queens, New York. These guys have known each other since high school and it translates to their presence on NXT. Their impact on the NXT universe has warranted their first official t-shirt which is a sure sign that Amore and Cassady have already scored a pretty decent degree of success in the wrestling business.

Although, one thing makes me scratch my head a bit about this tee. Since I do own this shirt, as a fan I'll be wearing it and essentially calling myself SAWFT. That's a derogatory term that Amore often calls his opponents. I'm going to stop questioning it and just be thankful that Amore and his shtick is making it in the business. Forget headed for the main roster, that's a no-brainer, this guy could eventually become a WWE legend.

Straight from the WWE Shop Zone T-shirt description:
Dubbing himself "Jersey's finest," Enzo Amore reps the Garden State "like 225 on a barbell, 10 pounds of hair gel, steadily working on his swell." The realest guy in the room everywhere he goes, Enzo Amore is a straight shooter. He speaks his mind at all times and at an incredible rate.

Enzo Amore's official WWE.com Bio:


Wednesday, July 02, 2014

SUMMER KICKOFF 2014!


Watch the 2014 Summer Kickoff Show with The Sexy Armpit and Idiot at Play. It's filled with nonsense, and a few good ideas of how you can enhance your summer experience. Plus, summer reading recommendations including Last Exit in New Jersey, Exit Zero, and The Non-Linear Flow of the Universal Tides by Michael Gary Wirth. Music by Lipstick & Cigarettes, Lux Devil, and Kevin McLeod.

Tuesday, July 01, 2014

WWE's Damien Sandow Does New Jersey Like A BOSS!


After floating around on the card aimlessly for a while with no true storyline, the multi talented WWE Superstar Damien Sandow is finally coming into his own, well not really his own.


Sandow has been getting over pretty big ever since he's been impersonating other characters. He's been showing up as everyone from X-Men villain Magneto to Davy Crockett. This week on Monday Night Raw was his biggest highlight yet as he showed up as Vince McMahon himself barreling down to ringside.


Tonight at the Prudential Center in Newark, during a live Smackdown taping, Sandow showed up as none other than New Jersey's rock and roll icon, The Boss BRUCE Springsteen! Now I can't wait to watch the broadcast this Friday on WWE Smackdown!

We thanked our good friend Kenny for the tip and photos on this since he was reporting live from Smackdown and he replied back just as Sandow would with a sarcastic...YOU'RE WELCOME!
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